so i suppose i should address what happened on friday night at the partay. i can't remember too much of it, but i apologize to those who i surely offended in my state, to those who had to sleep on the floor because i crashed on their bed, and to those who had to clean up my vomit. total party foul, dude! i also apologize to the many brain cells which had to die because of my weaknesses. rip.

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"We understand some people think Gwen Stefani's hot, but let's face facts: She's not even the prettiest person in her 'marriage.'"

anonymous quote of the day: "i know that you're trying to sleep with me, but i can't decide whether or not i'm ok with that."

amendment: sam noted that elvis costello (who performed in the clash tribute at the grammys) is british. i retract my statement, but the sentiment behind it remains (see earlier posting).