Thursday, September 07, 2006

WHY WON'T I LEARN??

ugh so i had a horrible upset stomach yesterday after breakfast, and i suspected the 'farmer's hash,' which is a super delish mix of sausage, onions, ham, and potatoes topped with a poached egg and cilantro.

yet. YET -

i ate it again today. now i have a horrible upset stomach that is lasting way longer than yesterday. it's lunchtime, but the thought of food is making me gag, especially since i tried on my bridesmaid's dress last night too. i want to work out after lunch (if i ever eat any of it), but i always feel sick when i do that, too.

why, god, why? why is life so hard??

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fave quote from steve last weekend, looking at a nordstrom rack mailer: 'you want me to buy you an $18 roxy hoody?'

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in world news - has everyone see tomkat's HAPA CHILD???

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in state and local news - everytime i hang out with rj, i find out way more than i want to know. like robert redford sez: too many secrets!!!!

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in national news - sometimes i feel like i am the only one dating an asian guy. this makes me sad-ish. sure, i am the first person to acknowledge they have their faults, but no need to write off the entire race as a whole. especially if you have never even dated an asian guy before! everyone should be judged on their own merits, not according to stereotypes or preconceptions. also, contrary to popular belief, it's really not that difficult to meet cool, smart, not short asian dudes, if that's what you're looking for. beefy ones are more challenging, but the fuck - three out of four aren't bad. sense of humor? now you're just being too picky.

dear asian guys - the bad apples (losers, nerds, dickheads, egomaniacs, chauvinists, pervs) are ruining your pussy bunch. HAHAHA.

3 comments:

sdfafsadf said...

AWWWW
did he tell you about the rectum crushing?

the short ones are hot, too!

Nina said...

dude, more like why is suri cruise "elvis"? weren't you scared by that mop of hair?

Anonymous said...

ok, finding out way too much when i read propz to your post.