Wednesday, August 06, 2003

the most foul experience i've had here, aka yet more reasons why dc is wack
i went to urban yesterday to return an lingerie/underwear set i had bought earlier this summer (a depressing experience in and of itself). i get to the counter, produce the goods for return, and the guy picks up the underwear and smells it. this is completely true. he did it quickly, not like he was relishing it or anything, but he picked it up in his hand and shoved it against his nose. again, i am not lying. he looked a little greasy and shady, too. i laughed ("HA!") when he did it, meanwhile he was asking me for my reason for return. i was dumbfounded but managed to stutter out something about just not liking it. then he said they usually don't take underwear back, but they'd make an exception since it seemed like it hadn't been worn. keep in mind that all the tags (which are large tags) are still on the underwear, which should make it obvious that it hasn't been worn. he then picks them up AGAIN and smells them AGAIN. so he smelled them not only once but TWICE. i swear this is true. it was so foul. *shivers*

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