fruitfucker
rj: i find the word "factchecker" to be vulgar when glanced at very quickly
me: what does it look like? is it the f c and k in succession?
rj: something along the lines of
rj: "fruitfucker" or something

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ma seeto
ma seeto: when did marg0t leave her phone in your car?
me: last night.
ma seeto: oh. what did you do last night?
me, thinking to myself: well, first we went with about 20 guys (including one of marg0t's former FBs) to a club in the tenderloin where they had an open bar, and where we drank adios muthafuckas and tried to pick off unsuspecting younger guys. after we got pretty faded, we moved to another club where your daughter got bumped n' grinded by a guy she went on a date with last week. oh, and she smoked a j outside the club with this guy's dealer later that night. damn, your daughter is so crazay!
me, outloud: um, we just went to a friend's birthday party.