BERET AND TOGGLES

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asian am hipster xmas 2k6 last night aka clement pub crawl - we started out the rainy evening at poleng's happy hour, where they have delicious 25 cent crispy adobo chicken wings (we consumed 40 between the five of us) and $2 well drinks. alex amazed us all by managing to only use two napkins for all his wings - feat of madness! we called mike a liar for barfing in the middle of the afternoon and then denying it, robot scared off three people by putting her jacket on mike's empty seat. robot then tried to pawn stuff from her ex off onto us at papalote, but we resisted! and learned that in sf, men don't wear scarf + gloves - it's either one or the other.

went back to steve's pad for a pick-us-up (crossfade + hobnobs + coffee). the original plan was to go to a new bar on haight, but, even tho the chicks outnumbered the dudes, the dudes co-opted the plan and replaced it with GENKI (shocker). we went to rockit room first, where we learned that on thursdays rockit becomes basically a college bar - white frat dudes, white girls in zebra print halter dresses, group of geeky asian dudes playing foosball way too seriously. what the hades?!? also robot was in line for the bathroom for seriously 20 minutes, and philana gave the bartender so much sass with her car bomb order that he could no longer look her in the eye.

we left and went to 540 club down clement, where dear lord it was packed! who knew clement was so HOTT on thursdays? i shot down a guy hella fast, and my work for the evening was done.

i woke up this morning and found on the coffee table, in alex's writing: "I went too, but I didn't bring my light saber."

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i've been trying to upload rilo kiley's "xmas cake" for three days now, but for some reason it's not happening on xanga audio. so, fuck it, that song is so 2004 anyways.