mandatory kimi reference in my blog:
preshpupp (10:40 PM): hahah what ichyrahchu know bout imatcheroo son?!?
ADULT SUPERVISORY WARNING: those under 18 should not read the following blog for fear of poisoning your mind with thoughts of naughty things. unless you're under 18 and you've already had sex, at which point it would be alright to continue. oops, i probably should not have even written the word "sex." oops i did it again. i played with your heart. got lost in the game. dah! must concentrate and not be distracted with pithy britney spears lyrics. anyways, the following blog may be unhealthy for those with a heart condition, pregnant women, young children, stanfurd students, girls who work at bebe, and christians. except for christians who have sex, and even then, maybe only a handful.
so in keeping with the theme that i opened this blogging nonsense with back in february (namely the question of where to find guys), i'll throw out this new question: where does one have sex in berkeley?
seems like a fairly straightforward and easily answerable question, yet upon closer inspection, it warrants some deep thought. so, move closer to your sceen and inspect it further. yes that's good. now move back to original position. (i think i'm being clever right now, and I AM!!! I INVENTED THE KEYBOARD NECKTIE!!!)
this is what i mean: most people at cal share rooms with others. it is rare for anyone to have their own room. so where do people have sex? of course, there is the coordinating of nights/days/nights and days with one's roommate, which works fine. but what about a random instance of wanting to have AND being in a position of being ABLE to have unplanned sex? what if roommate is already sleeping? what do you do?? where do you go? what becomes of you?
i'll have to do some more investigations, polls, focus groups, and, of course, field work on this topic. please do NOT contact me if you want to help me with this study. i will contact YOU.
Sunday, May 04, 2003
Monday, April 28, 2003
so there's this guy who i think about every now and then when i'm strolling around campus. i'll be in a pissy mood or eager to get home or to class or just sort of zoning out on the world, and i'll hear the words he said to me once a few years ago. i must have been a little down, or unhappy with Cal, as i often was during my first two years, and he said: "you know, lisa, you really need to just stop and appreciate how beautiful all THIS is -- the sky, the trees, the grass. it's awesome. you don't see all of it because you've seen it so many times before and you've taken it for granted. but stop and consider how beautiful your surroundings are every now and then. it will make you happy, make you glad to be ALIVE." and it's so true; it's so simple to do, and it's all so beautiful. but at the time, i was skeptical. so he said: "you know what? one night i'll take you around campus and i'll show you what i mean -- the sky, and the stars, and all of it." it was a sweet gesture, totally honest and sincere, one of the few i've ever witnessed in a man. unfortunately, we both forgot about it, and over time, drifted apart. perhaps i'll give him a ring and remind him before i graduate. or maybe i'll just treasure the way he made the scenery, often ignored, dull and indistinct, come alive. either way, i really appreciate any person who can teach me to look at something in a different light. and if he's reading this now...thanks.
Friday, April 25, 2003
two things quickly:
1) what is UP with girls on the phone in the bathroom?!?! damn i'm tryin to DO MY BUSINESS and don't want to broadcast it to whoever she is on the phone with! aren't bathrooms the last refuge from cell phones?? jesus!
2) how eighth grade is this: nine inch nails "closer" followed by violent femmes "add it up"?
1) what is UP with girls on the phone in the bathroom?!?! damn i'm tryin to DO MY BUSINESS and don't want to broadcast it to whoever she is on the phone with! aren't bathrooms the last refuge from cell phones?? jesus!
2) how eighth grade is this: nine inch nails "closer" followed by violent femmes "add it up"?
Thursday, April 24, 2003
did anyone else get suckered into this imatcheroo.com stuff? i got an email from them a few days ago saying that someone had entered my email on the site and i should take a personality test to see if i'm compatible with them. and the email assured me that they don't do mass emails, and that someone had actually entered my email. so i took the test. it was so lame, trust me. but look what i got in the mail today...
iMatcheroo's Connectrix System has matched you with a a Dark brown-hair, Blue-eyed, college student that is currently attending University of California, Berkeley.
if anyone has done this imatcheroo stuff, let me know what this madness is.
iMatcheroo's Connectrix System has matched you with a a Dark brown-hair, Blue-eyed, college student that is currently attending University of California, Berkeley.
if anyone has done this imatcheroo stuff, let me know what this madness is.
Wednesday, April 23, 2003
JT Snow awaits you. -- email from kimi
you know how absurd it is how much sugar i eat daily? it is really crazy. i have become a junk food fiend. and wouldn't you know, it was MY MOM who pointed it out and subsequently lectured me on it. it all started because of soda. i told her i wouldn't mind it if she bought me some soda for my weekly ration of food (i know i'm a brat), and also some sour cream and onion chips, and maybe some of those cookies too. oh and i'm running out of ice cream and also hot chocolate. thaaanks mom...
it was then that she said "SODA? what's with you and soda? you never drank soda before." besides realizing the extent to which my mom really doesn't know anything about me (and my two coke minimum), i also realized she was right. i do have a serious junk food problem. i blame it mostly on my mom, who gives me copious amounts of it. i shot back at her that at least i'm drinking soda, cuz hey, it could be beer instead. it could be the six shots i took on saturday night for kimi's birthday (including three tequila shots in a row). it could be multiple $2 cosmos. it could be the incredible amount of beer i consumed two fridays ago before and during the del show on lower sproul. soda should really be the least of my mom's concerns.
but maybe i turn to junk food as solace when i can't/shouldn't have alcohol. and maybe i should be unabashed by my junk food dependency--i mean, i think aaron said it best on saturday when he said "why change a horse midstream?" but maybe you have to be drunk to understand that logic.
you know how absurd it is how much sugar i eat daily? it is really crazy. i have become a junk food fiend. and wouldn't you know, it was MY MOM who pointed it out and subsequently lectured me on it. it all started because of soda. i told her i wouldn't mind it if she bought me some soda for my weekly ration of food (i know i'm a brat), and also some sour cream and onion chips, and maybe some of those cookies too. oh and i'm running out of ice cream and also hot chocolate. thaaanks mom...
it was then that she said "SODA? what's with you and soda? you never drank soda before." besides realizing the extent to which my mom really doesn't know anything about me (and my two coke minimum), i also realized she was right. i do have a serious junk food problem. i blame it mostly on my mom, who gives me copious amounts of it. i shot back at her that at least i'm drinking soda, cuz hey, it could be beer instead. it could be the six shots i took on saturday night for kimi's birthday (including three tequila shots in a row). it could be multiple $2 cosmos. it could be the incredible amount of beer i consumed two fridays ago before and during the del show on lower sproul. soda should really be the least of my mom's concerns.
but maybe i turn to junk food as solace when i can't/shouldn't have alcohol. and maybe i should be unabashed by my junk food dependency--i mean, i think aaron said it best on saturday when he said "why change a horse midstream?" but maybe you have to be drunk to understand that logic.
Friday, April 18, 2003
holla at a playa
i don't know what it was about this week. maybe it was the weather (a drastic change from rain to sun), or my lack of assignments due, or my new fanaticism for working out (three times this week!), or maybe it was the inordinate amount of time i spend chatting with kimi online. whatever it was, it definitely made this the week for HOLLAing. that is, hormones were elevated this week. it was the week for checkin dudes out on campus and thinking about guys to get at in different area codes in the future. in kimi's words, "we've outgrown the 415." yes, we are pimpin nationwide now.
on a not unrelated note, i got an internship in DC for the summer. yay!
i don't know what it was about this week. maybe it was the weather (a drastic change from rain to sun), or my lack of assignments due, or my new fanaticism for working out (three times this week!), or maybe it was the inordinate amount of time i spend chatting with kimi online. whatever it was, it definitely made this the week for HOLLAing. that is, hormones were elevated this week. it was the week for checkin dudes out on campus and thinking about guys to get at in different area codes in the future. in kimi's words, "we've outgrown the 415." yes, we are pimpin nationwide now.
on a not unrelated note, i got an internship in DC for the summer. yay!
Thursday, April 17, 2003
Tuesday, April 15, 2003
lisa n da sky (6:42 PM): i'm gonna party like it's your birthday
preshpupp (6:42 PM): cool!
preshpupp (6:44 PM): where should we go after din din?
preshpupp (6:44 PM): i have nothing planned
preshpupp (6:44 PM): i don't even know who is going?
lisa n da sky (6:44 PM): who is confirmed
lisa n da sky (6:44 PM): who's on the guest list?
lisa n da sky (6:44 PM): i'm going to buy tickets at the door
lisa n da sky (6:44 PM): 271 8th
preshpupp (6:45 PM): you, jacqui, clee, aaron, chelsea, crystal
preshpupp (6:45 PM): haha
preshpupp (6:45 PM): 9th
lisa n da sky (6:45 PM): i'm going to 8th
preshpupp (6:45 PM): ahahha
preshpupp (6:45 PM): ok
lisa n da sky (6:45 PM): i'll hit up 9th after
preshpupp (6:45 PM): tell me if it is any good
preshpupp (6:45 PM): will there be cute guys there
lisa n da sky (6:45 PM): should be pretty hot
preshpupp (7:11 PM): did i tell you richard allard is in one of my classes?
lisa n da sky (7:11 PM): what???
lisa n da sky (7:11 PM): no
lisa n da sky (7:11 PM): was he all "hey baby girl"
preshpupp (7:11 PM): no way not at all
preshpupp (7:11 PM): and he's really good friends with braz
preshpupp (7:12 PM): i feel like braz is hot now...
preshpupp (7:12 PM): i haven't seen him
preshpupp (7:12 PM): but richard says girls jock him
lisa n da sky (7:17 PM): i'd get with braz
lisa n da sky (7:17 PM): too bad he wants to get with you
lisa n da sky (7:17 PM): :P
lisa n da sky (7:17 PM): invite them to your birthday!!!!
preshpupp (7:18 PM): if you want to get with braz...then i want to get with braz
lisa n da sky (7:19 PM): WHAT?
lisa n da sky (7:19 PM): stop!
lisa n da sky (7:20 PM): i have dibs
preshpupp (7:20 PM): what!?!
lisa n da sky (7:20 PM): braz was sooo nice when we hung out with him in new york
lisa n da sky (7:20 PM): he was hella cool and funny
lisa n da sky (7:20 PM): i'd holla at him like whoa
preshpupp (7:20 PM): what!
preshpupp (7:21 PM): you were in NYC with him!
lisa n da sky (7:21 PM): yeah we were lovers
preshpupp (7:21 PM): was he good
preshpupp (7:21 PM): he told me you were
lisa n da sky (7:22 PM): girl lemme tell you
lisa n da sky (7:22 PM): he is a BIG guy
preshpupp (7:22 PM): whoa!
preshpupp (7:22 PM): is he the reason why you broke up with sam
lisa n da sky (7:22 PM): nah i got with him before sam
preshpupp (7:22 PM): does he have ambition?
lisa n da sky (7:22 PM): check it out--he's like over 6 feet tall, green eyes
lisa n da sky (7:23 PM): and he plays the trumpet
lisa n da sky (7:23 PM): how hot is that
preshpupp (7:23 PM): what the hell
preshpupp (7:23 PM): now i ahve a crush on him.....
lisa n da sky (7:23 PM): yeah he went to SOTA for the trumpet
lisa n da sky (7:23 PM): and he played on one of sketchy's songs
lisa n da sky (7:23 PM): sketchy's tape
lisa n da sky (7:23 PM): and he rapped too i think
lisa n da sky (7:23 PM): yeah
preshpupp (7:23 PM): and i haven't even seen him since like third grade
lisa n da sky (7:23 PM): yes you have
preshpupp (7:23 PM): no i haven't
lisa n da sky (7:23 PM): at crystal's party
lisa n da sky (7:24 PM): you took a picture with him, i have it!
preshpupp (7:24 PM): i don;t remember
lisa n da sky (7:24 PM): hello???
preshpupp (7:24 PM): are you seriously!
lisa n da sky (7:24 PM): you guys are hella cheesing
lisa n da sky (7:24 PM): i gave you a copy
lisa n da sky (7:24 PM): i think it was christmas
preshpupp (7:24 PM): the same night you told me to put on some make-up
lisa n da sky (7:24 PM): YES
preshpupp (7:24 PM): i don't remember him at all
lisa n da sky (7:24 PM): i'm not sure when that was...
lisa n da sky (7:24 PM): when was that?
preshpupp (7:25 PM): the night you were wearing the orange tank
preshpupp (7:25 PM): was he cute then
preshpupp (7:25 PM): why don't i remember this
lisa n da sky (7:25 PM): he is not bad looking...
preshpupp (7:26 PM): i have to see hiim now
lisa n da sky (7:26 PM): you guys took a hella cheesing pic
lisa n da sky (7:26 PM): and he told sketchy that he had a crush on you for hella long in alamo
lisa n da sky (7:26 PM): or a big crush on you
lisa n da sky (7:26 PM): like what all guys say
preshpupp (7:27 PM): dude....how is it i could have guys jock me at alamo and not now
preshpupp (7:27 PM): that's fucked up
lisa n da sky (7:28 PM): you need to put on more makeup!!!!
lisa n da sky (7:28 PM): shut up guys jock you like whoa
preshpupp (7:29 PM): yea...i leave impressions on guys like Ivan
preshpupp (7:29 PM): i want a cute trumpet player to like me
preshpupp (7:30 PM): actually he just has to be cute
lisa n da sky (7:30 PM): HAHA
lisa n da sky (7:30 PM): dude i'm sure you could get with braz without even trying
preshpupp (7:30 PM): dude..you're pumping me up
lisa n da sky (7:30 PM): why don't you invite them to your birthday?!??!?!?!
preshpupp (7:30 PM): ok i will
preshpupp (7:31 PM): but they stay in sc on the weekend
preshpupp (7:31 PM): dude...you should come down here one weekend
preshpupp (7:31 PM): and braz will be excited to see you
preshpupp (7:31 PM): just like how jon wong was..."i wish lisa was here"
lisa n da sky (7:32 PM): oh i just talked to freesia. that party was crystal's birthday (august) before sophomore year
lisa n da sky (7:32 PM): we've had that "you need to put on more makeup" joke for hella long!!!
preshpupp (7:32 PM): haha...its soo good
lisa n da sky (7:33 PM): dude whatever, guys like jon want to hang with me, while guys like braz want to get at you
preshpupp (7:33 PM): i was thinking about the "eww...ITS' ISAAC" joke the other day
preshpupp (7:33 PM): dude...we're dorks
preshpupp (7:34 PM): jon wond def. has a crush on you
preshpupp (7:34 PM): and im sure bra does too
preshpupp (7:34 PM): guys jock you
preshpupp (7:34 PM): "bra"...i mean braz...haha
lisa n da sky (7:40 PM): bra has a crush on me????
lisa n da sky (7:40 PM): cool!!!
preshpupp (7:40 PM): lol
lisa n da sky (7:40 PM): what do you want for your birthday biznatcvh
lisa n da sky (7:40 PM): adkja;nvo;ranmselkcvnasd
preshpupp (7:40 PM): exactly!
lisa n da sky (7:41 PM): i got ali a frisco tee shirt for her birthday
lisa n da sky (7:41 PM): we should all wear them on saturday
preshpupp (7:41 PM): i was just going to say that
preshpupp (7:41 PM): for reals!
lisa n da sky (7:42 PM): HAHA tell ali that when you invite her
lisa n da sky (7:43 PM): is richard hot now?
lisa n da sky (7:43 PM): i had traffic school with richard
lisa n da sky (7:43 PM): senior year, with honore too
preshpupp (7:47 PM): no richard is not hot
preshpupp (7:48 PM): clee thinks we're lesbos
preshpupp (7:48 PM): he says please no lesbo shit this weekend
lisa n da sky (7:49 PM): HAHA
preshpupp (6:42 PM): cool!
preshpupp (6:44 PM): where should we go after din din?
preshpupp (6:44 PM): i have nothing planned
preshpupp (6:44 PM): i don't even know who is going?
lisa n da sky (6:44 PM): who is confirmed
lisa n da sky (6:44 PM): who's on the guest list?
lisa n da sky (6:44 PM): i'm going to buy tickets at the door
lisa n da sky (6:44 PM): 271 8th
preshpupp (6:45 PM): you, jacqui, clee, aaron, chelsea, crystal
preshpupp (6:45 PM): haha
preshpupp (6:45 PM): 9th
lisa n da sky (6:45 PM): i'm going to 8th
preshpupp (6:45 PM): ahahha
preshpupp (6:45 PM): ok
lisa n da sky (6:45 PM): i'll hit up 9th after
preshpupp (6:45 PM): tell me if it is any good
preshpupp (6:45 PM): will there be cute guys there
lisa n da sky (6:45 PM): should be pretty hot
preshpupp (7:11 PM): did i tell you richard allard is in one of my classes?
lisa n da sky (7:11 PM): what???
lisa n da sky (7:11 PM): no
lisa n da sky (7:11 PM): was he all "hey baby girl"
preshpupp (7:11 PM): no way not at all
preshpupp (7:11 PM): and he's really good friends with braz
preshpupp (7:12 PM): i feel like braz is hot now...
preshpupp (7:12 PM): i haven't seen him
preshpupp (7:12 PM): but richard says girls jock him
lisa n da sky (7:17 PM): i'd get with braz
lisa n da sky (7:17 PM): too bad he wants to get with you
lisa n da sky (7:17 PM): :P
lisa n da sky (7:17 PM): invite them to your birthday!!!!
preshpupp (7:18 PM): if you want to get with braz...then i want to get with braz
lisa n da sky (7:19 PM): WHAT?
lisa n da sky (7:19 PM): stop!
lisa n da sky (7:20 PM): i have dibs
preshpupp (7:20 PM): what!?!
lisa n da sky (7:20 PM): braz was sooo nice when we hung out with him in new york
lisa n da sky (7:20 PM): he was hella cool and funny
lisa n da sky (7:20 PM): i'd holla at him like whoa
preshpupp (7:20 PM): what!
preshpupp (7:21 PM): you were in NYC with him!
lisa n da sky (7:21 PM): yeah we were lovers
preshpupp (7:21 PM): was he good
preshpupp (7:21 PM): he told me you were
lisa n da sky (7:22 PM): girl lemme tell you
lisa n da sky (7:22 PM): he is a BIG guy
preshpupp (7:22 PM): whoa!
preshpupp (7:22 PM): is he the reason why you broke up with sam
lisa n da sky (7:22 PM): nah i got with him before sam
preshpupp (7:22 PM): does he have ambition?
lisa n da sky (7:22 PM): check it out--he's like over 6 feet tall, green eyes
lisa n da sky (7:23 PM): and he plays the trumpet
lisa n da sky (7:23 PM): how hot is that
preshpupp (7:23 PM): what the hell
preshpupp (7:23 PM): now i ahve a crush on him.....
lisa n da sky (7:23 PM): yeah he went to SOTA for the trumpet
lisa n da sky (7:23 PM): and he played on one of sketchy's songs
lisa n da sky (7:23 PM): sketchy's tape
lisa n da sky (7:23 PM): and he rapped too i think
lisa n da sky (7:23 PM): yeah
preshpupp (7:23 PM): and i haven't even seen him since like third grade
lisa n da sky (7:23 PM): yes you have
preshpupp (7:23 PM): no i haven't
lisa n da sky (7:23 PM): at crystal's party
lisa n da sky (7:24 PM): you took a picture with him, i have it!
preshpupp (7:24 PM): i don;t remember
lisa n da sky (7:24 PM): hello???
preshpupp (7:24 PM): are you seriously!
lisa n da sky (7:24 PM): you guys are hella cheesing
lisa n da sky (7:24 PM): i gave you a copy
lisa n da sky (7:24 PM): i think it was christmas
preshpupp (7:24 PM): the same night you told me to put on some make-up
lisa n da sky (7:24 PM): YES
preshpupp (7:24 PM): i don't remember him at all
lisa n da sky (7:24 PM): i'm not sure when that was...
lisa n da sky (7:24 PM): when was that?
preshpupp (7:25 PM): the night you were wearing the orange tank
preshpupp (7:25 PM): was he cute then
preshpupp (7:25 PM): why don't i remember this
lisa n da sky (7:25 PM): he is not bad looking...
preshpupp (7:26 PM): i have to see hiim now
lisa n da sky (7:26 PM): you guys took a hella cheesing pic
lisa n da sky (7:26 PM): and he told sketchy that he had a crush on you for hella long in alamo
lisa n da sky (7:26 PM): or a big crush on you
lisa n da sky (7:26 PM): like what all guys say
preshpupp (7:27 PM): dude....how is it i could have guys jock me at alamo and not now
preshpupp (7:27 PM): that's fucked up
lisa n da sky (7:28 PM): you need to put on more makeup!!!!
lisa n da sky (7:28 PM): shut up guys jock you like whoa
preshpupp (7:29 PM): yea...i leave impressions on guys like Ivan
preshpupp (7:29 PM): i want a cute trumpet player to like me
preshpupp (7:30 PM): actually he just has to be cute
lisa n da sky (7:30 PM): HAHA
lisa n da sky (7:30 PM): dude i'm sure you could get with braz without even trying
preshpupp (7:30 PM): dude..you're pumping me up
lisa n da sky (7:30 PM): why don't you invite them to your birthday?!??!?!?!
preshpupp (7:30 PM): ok i will
preshpupp (7:31 PM): but they stay in sc on the weekend
preshpupp (7:31 PM): dude...you should come down here one weekend
preshpupp (7:31 PM): and braz will be excited to see you
preshpupp (7:31 PM): just like how jon wong was..."i wish lisa was here"
lisa n da sky (7:32 PM): oh i just talked to freesia. that party was crystal's birthday (august) before sophomore year
lisa n da sky (7:32 PM): we've had that "you need to put on more makeup" joke for hella long!!!
preshpupp (7:32 PM): haha...its soo good
lisa n da sky (7:33 PM): dude whatever, guys like jon want to hang with me, while guys like braz want to get at you
preshpupp (7:33 PM): i was thinking about the "eww...ITS' ISAAC" joke the other day
preshpupp (7:33 PM): dude...we're dorks
preshpupp (7:34 PM): jon wond def. has a crush on you
preshpupp (7:34 PM): and im sure bra does too
preshpupp (7:34 PM): guys jock you
preshpupp (7:34 PM): "bra"...i mean braz...haha
lisa n da sky (7:40 PM): bra has a crush on me????
lisa n da sky (7:40 PM): cool!!!
preshpupp (7:40 PM): lol
lisa n da sky (7:40 PM): what do you want for your birthday biznatcvh
lisa n da sky (7:40 PM): adkja;nvo;ranmselkcvnasd
preshpupp (7:40 PM): exactly!
lisa n da sky (7:41 PM): i got ali a frisco tee shirt for her birthday
lisa n da sky (7:41 PM): we should all wear them on saturday
preshpupp (7:41 PM): i was just going to say that
preshpupp (7:41 PM): for reals!
lisa n da sky (7:42 PM): HAHA tell ali that when you invite her
lisa n da sky (7:43 PM): is richard hot now?
lisa n da sky (7:43 PM): i had traffic school with richard
lisa n da sky (7:43 PM): senior year, with honore too
preshpupp (7:47 PM): no richard is not hot
preshpupp (7:48 PM): clee thinks we're lesbos
preshpupp (7:48 PM): he says please no lesbo shit this weekend
lisa n da sky (7:49 PM): HAHA
it was so weird--my sister asked me which of the guys in "better luck tomorrow" did i think was cute, and right away my mom goes "parry shen? that parry shen guy?" it was a little weird that my mom knows him. laurie groans and goes, "mooom, he's like 29, no 39, and he's an acting teacher," as if that automatically made him un-jockable.
personally, john cho was hot like whoa in that movie and i'd do him ANY DAY (samson: "whatever, he doesn't have glasses"). i know he's the MILF guy; there was just something really sexy about him. the other dudes weren't that bad either. they each had their own thang goin for them. all i could think throughout the movie was that dude han was SO korean, especially when he took off his belt to beat his cousin with it. i think there will be a new wave of asian american male fetishes after this film. maybe?
i was walking home from class today to eat some ice cream, and this black woman in a car had "respect" by aretha franklin blaring with the windows down, and she was singing along at the top of her lungs and clapping with it. totally made my day. too bad my ice cream was melted when i got home. i'm having problems with my fridge--it's like there is no in-between temperature. everything in it becomes totally frozen if it's turned up; but if it's turned down, everything is melted or defrosted. ijuswanna eat some ice cream.
turn it up; turn it down
"jerk it out," the caesars (i saw them with soundtrack of our lives last week, and they were really good! they lead singer is mad cute, and he was looking at me, i swear. i kept looking at him and thinking, "GREEK" [as in greek god, not as in fraternities]. you'll see what i mean when they play the video on MTV.)
"seed 2.0," the roots (this song is DIRRTAY if you listen to the lyrics, but damn even i can get my shoulders movin' to this. i'd name my daughter rock n roll.)
anything by idlewild, death cab for cutie, and cat power (besides my first two sexual frustration songs, it's a mellow sort of week, with the rain and all)
personally, john cho was hot like whoa in that movie and i'd do him ANY DAY (samson: "whatever, he doesn't have glasses"). i know he's the MILF guy; there was just something really sexy about him. the other dudes weren't that bad either. they each had their own thang goin for them. all i could think throughout the movie was that dude han was SO korean, especially when he took off his belt to beat his cousin with it. i think there will be a new wave of asian american male fetishes after this film. maybe?
i was walking home from class today to eat some ice cream, and this black woman in a car had "respect" by aretha franklin blaring with the windows down, and she was singing along at the top of her lungs and clapping with it. totally made my day. too bad my ice cream was melted when i got home. i'm having problems with my fridge--it's like there is no in-between temperature. everything in it becomes totally frozen if it's turned up; but if it's turned down, everything is melted or defrosted. ijuswanna eat some ice cream.
turn it up; turn it down
"jerk it out," the caesars (i saw them with soundtrack of our lives last week, and they were really good! they lead singer is mad cute, and he was looking at me, i swear. i kept looking at him and thinking, "GREEK" [as in greek god, not as in fraternities]. you'll see what i mean when they play the video on MTV.)
"seed 2.0," the roots (this song is DIRRTAY if you listen to the lyrics, but damn even i can get my shoulders movin' to this. i'd name my daughter rock n roll.)
anything by idlewild, death cab for cutie, and cat power (besides my first two sexual frustration songs, it's a mellow sort of week, with the rain and all)
Monday, April 14, 2003
Friday, April 11, 2003
from the sfgate morning fix newsletter, which you should all be subscribed to:
A Bass Player Is A Lonely Hunter
Incubus is parting ways with its bass player, Dirk Lance, with the rockers citing "creative differences," which usually means the bassist wanted to get even more stoned during rehearsal but everyone else was already plenty stoned so the bassist just sat there all grumpy and refused to play and everyone was all like, whatever, dude if you can't hang, like, maybe you should go do a solo album or play in Celine Dion's backing band in Vegas, bitch, which set the bassist like, off, given how most bass players are totally nuts to begin with and who deeply believe no one can understand their deep and profound pain, or whatever. "We, as a band, would love to express our gratitude towards Dirk for an amazing 12 years of artistry and dedication," said singer Brandon Boyd, his hella cute ringlet curls glistening like god's own candy. "Now who wants to bring me twelve nubile porn star virgins, some premium olive oil, and a large snake?" he did not add, tenderly.
A Bass Player Is A Lonely Hunter
Incubus is parting ways with its bass player, Dirk Lance, with the rockers citing "creative differences," which usually means the bassist wanted to get even more stoned during rehearsal but everyone else was already plenty stoned so the bassist just sat there all grumpy and refused to play and everyone was all like, whatever, dude if you can't hang, like, maybe you should go do a solo album or play in Celine Dion's backing band in Vegas, bitch, which set the bassist like, off, given how most bass players are totally nuts to begin with and who deeply believe no one can understand their deep and profound pain, or whatever. "We, as a band, would love to express our gratitude towards Dirk for an amazing 12 years of artistry and dedication," said singer Brandon Boyd, his hella cute ringlet curls glistening like god's own candy. "Now who wants to bring me twelve nubile porn star virgins, some premium olive oil, and a large snake?" he did not add, tenderly.
Wednesday, April 09, 2003
Sunday, April 06, 2003
Monday, March 31, 2003
sam and jorge pretending to do work. this is what i can look forward to after graduation!
GRoOVe roBber (2:55:26 PM): http://www.consumervaluedirect.com/cvd
GRoOVe roBber (2:55:36 PM): i did that chocolate banner on that page
AvanteHard (2:55:58 PM): THAT IS SOOOO CHEESY!
GRoOVe roBber (2:56:18 PM): HEY! It's doing well!
AvanteHard (2:56:26 PM): HOW DO YOU KNOW?
GRoOVe roBber (2:56:41 PM): they tell me
GRoOVe roBber (2:56:58 PM): how can you say it's cheesy?!?! That is the
culmination of my life's work!!!
AvanteHard (2:57:40 PM): ALL GREAT ARTIST CREATE FROM TRUE LIFE
EXPERIENCE....
AvanteHard (2:57:49 PM): SO WHERE'S THE KIDDY PORN?
GRoOVe roBber (2:58:12 PM): dude, I bite into chocolate bars with the
wrapper still on all the time!
GRoOVe roBber (2:58:23 PM): that's all me.
AvanteHard (2:59:26 PM): DO PPL REALLY GET FREE CHOCOLATE?
GRoOVe roBber (2:59:55 PM): yeah, they sign up and give their info away
and we send them a candy bar.
AvanteHard (3:00:09 PM): ALREADY BITEN INTO?
GRoOVe roBber (3:00:13 PM): It's like those things you used to get in the
mail, the surveys that came with a dollar bill
AvanteHard (3:00:47 PM): DO YOU LIKE PERSONALLY BITE?
GRoOVe roBber (3:00:49 PM): yes, already bitten into. By your truly. I
like to give a little bit of sammy to everyone.
AvanteHard (3:01:10 PM): EWW........NO THANK YOU......
AvanteHard (3:01:57 PM): I VE BEEN STARING AT THESE DRAWINGS FOR A WHILE
NOW...
AvanteHard (3:02:09 PM): I THINK THEY'RE ON TO ME.....
GRoOVe roBber (3:02:43 PM): you need to do some fake mouse movements
GRoOVe roBber (3:03:10 PM): You know what I like doing? The fake- damn my
computer froze move
AvanteHard (3:03:47 PM): I CANT DO THAT....SEEING HOW INSTANT MESSENGER
KEEPS POPING UP
GRoOVe roBber (3:03:55 PM): you just click on your mouse real hard, hit
the space bar a lot, curse a little at the monitor and reboot. Then you
can get up for a cigarette break.
GRoOVe roBber (3:04:02 PM): sorry dude, I'll take 5.
AvanteHard (3:04:25 PM): THAT SOUNDS GOOD.....
GRoOVe roBber (2:55:26 PM): http://www.consumervaluedirect.com/cvd
GRoOVe roBber (2:55:36 PM): i did that chocolate banner on that page
AvanteHard (2:55:58 PM): THAT IS SOOOO CHEESY!
GRoOVe roBber (2:56:18 PM): HEY! It's doing well!
AvanteHard (2:56:26 PM): HOW DO YOU KNOW?
GRoOVe roBber (2:56:41 PM): they tell me
GRoOVe roBber (2:56:58 PM): how can you say it's cheesy?!?! That is the
culmination of my life's work!!!
AvanteHard (2:57:40 PM): ALL GREAT ARTIST CREATE FROM TRUE LIFE
EXPERIENCE....
AvanteHard (2:57:49 PM): SO WHERE'S THE KIDDY PORN?
GRoOVe roBber (2:58:12 PM): dude, I bite into chocolate bars with the
wrapper still on all the time!
GRoOVe roBber (2:58:23 PM): that's all me.
AvanteHard (2:59:26 PM): DO PPL REALLY GET FREE CHOCOLATE?
GRoOVe roBber (2:59:55 PM): yeah, they sign up and give their info away
and we send them a candy bar.
AvanteHard (3:00:09 PM): ALREADY BITEN INTO?
GRoOVe roBber (3:00:13 PM): It's like those things you used to get in the
mail, the surveys that came with a dollar bill
AvanteHard (3:00:47 PM): DO YOU LIKE PERSONALLY BITE?
GRoOVe roBber (3:00:49 PM): yes, already bitten into. By your truly. I
like to give a little bit of sammy to everyone.
AvanteHard (3:01:10 PM): EWW........NO THANK YOU......
AvanteHard (3:01:57 PM): I VE BEEN STARING AT THESE DRAWINGS FOR A WHILE
NOW...
AvanteHard (3:02:09 PM): I THINK THEY'RE ON TO ME.....
GRoOVe roBber (3:02:43 PM): you need to do some fake mouse movements
GRoOVe roBber (3:03:10 PM): You know what I like doing? The fake- damn my
computer froze move
AvanteHard (3:03:47 PM): I CANT DO THAT....SEEING HOW INSTANT MESSENGER
KEEPS POPING UP
GRoOVe roBber (3:03:55 PM): you just click on your mouse real hard, hit
the space bar a lot, curse a little at the monitor and reboot. Then you
can get up for a cigarette break.
GRoOVe roBber (3:04:02 PM): sorry dude, I'll take 5.
AvanteHard (3:04:25 PM): THAT SOUNDS GOOD.....
Sunday, March 16, 2003
Tuesday, March 11, 2003
manifesto to gideon:
gideon yago may be the perfect man for me, in my mind, at least. well, to be fair, the perfect guy would be a mix of chris martin, jimmy fallon, conan o'brien, jake gyllenhaal, heath ledger.....ok ok ok so gideon.
i came home after classes today and turned on the tv, and when i saw his face on the screen, i almost swooned. i've long thought of him as the perfect guy for the following reasons (in descending order of importance):
5) he's cute as hell. good lord. his lips move in this sorta cute offbeat way when he talks. so sexy. no it's not a speech impediment or a lisp (he's not korean, is he???). he's got great eyes and great hair, clothes look good on him (and off him, i'm sure). he's just got a great package. and a great PACKAGE.
4) he reminds me of my 7th grade summer camp crush that i've never really gotten over and always wondered about...
3) he's got brains -- he went to columbia. plus didn't he cover the presidential elections for MTV? or rock the vote or something? politically aware guys get bonus points (hey, i go to berkeley, gimme a break).
2) he's articulate. i can count the number of guys i know who can express themselves as well as he on one three-fingered hand.
1) the glasses man -- lisa's weakness. he used to have the cute thick rimmed ones, but the ones he has now are just as nice.
he used to have cute kind of curly hair, too, and freesia swears that i have a thing for guys with sort of curly hair. i totally disagree. it's like saying i have a thing for guys with rosy cheeks, or guys who are into indie music, or arty guys, or....hey.
anyways, to be fair, i'm sure that gideon has his faults. i'm sure that he's pretty full of himself, or thinks he's right ALL THE TIME, or thinks he knows everything, or he's lazy as hell, or really sheisty, or likes to play video games ALL THE TIME. he probably doesn't drink, or doesn't smoke, or has no backbone, or no sense of adventure. actually he's probably just really immature and irresponsible. or maybe he is saving himself for marriage, or doesn't want to commit to any plans ever. he's probably really demanding too and oversensitive. but he's also probably really insensitive to others' needs, inconsiderate, callous and tactless. he probably doesn't want to give up on the dreams he had when he was 16, which is fine, i suppose.
but until i actually meet him and realize these all-so-real faults, he'll only have the "cute" faults -- like he's too spontaneous and can't stop waiting for me after my classes unexpectedly. or he'll want to drive across the country out of the blue, or go to a concert in sf one night, or stand outside my window and sing me a song using big cards with pictures on them. or he can't decide if we should go to paris or london or hawaii or south of france as a graduation trip. or he'll bribe the school band and sing me a song from the bleachers while i'm at soccer practice. or he'll run halfway across town to try to stop me from going to london for six months, and i'll tell him "everyone gets corrupted." or he'll want to stay in and watch "annie hall" while i'll want to watch "manhattan" or something ... which are, you know, faults i can handle.
gideon yago may be the perfect man for me, in my mind, at least. well, to be fair, the perfect guy would be a mix of chris martin, jimmy fallon, conan o'brien, jake gyllenhaal, heath ledger.....ok ok ok so gideon.
i came home after classes today and turned on the tv, and when i saw his face on the screen, i almost swooned. i've long thought of him as the perfect guy for the following reasons (in descending order of importance):
5) he's cute as hell. good lord. his lips move in this sorta cute offbeat way when he talks. so sexy. no it's not a speech impediment or a lisp (he's not korean, is he???). he's got great eyes and great hair, clothes look good on him (and off him, i'm sure). he's just got a great package. and a great PACKAGE.
4) he reminds me of my 7th grade summer camp crush that i've never really gotten over and always wondered about...
3) he's got brains -- he went to columbia. plus didn't he cover the presidential elections for MTV? or rock the vote or something? politically aware guys get bonus points (hey, i go to berkeley, gimme a break).
2) he's articulate. i can count the number of guys i know who can express themselves as well as he on one three-fingered hand.
1) the glasses man -- lisa's weakness. he used to have the cute thick rimmed ones, but the ones he has now are just as nice.
he used to have cute kind of curly hair, too, and freesia swears that i have a thing for guys with sort of curly hair. i totally disagree. it's like saying i have a thing for guys with rosy cheeks, or guys who are into indie music, or arty guys, or....hey.
anyways, to be fair, i'm sure that gideon has his faults. i'm sure that he's pretty full of himself, or thinks he's right ALL THE TIME, or thinks he knows everything, or he's lazy as hell, or really sheisty, or likes to play video games ALL THE TIME. he probably doesn't drink, or doesn't smoke, or has no backbone, or no sense of adventure. actually he's probably just really immature and irresponsible. or maybe he is saving himself for marriage, or doesn't want to commit to any plans ever. he's probably really demanding too and oversensitive. but he's also probably really insensitive to others' needs, inconsiderate, callous and tactless. he probably doesn't want to give up on the dreams he had when he was 16, which is fine, i suppose.
but until i actually meet him and realize these all-so-real faults, he'll only have the "cute" faults -- like he's too spontaneous and can't stop waiting for me after my classes unexpectedly. or he'll want to drive across the country out of the blue, or go to a concert in sf one night, or stand outside my window and sing me a song using big cards with pictures on them. or he can't decide if we should go to paris or london or hawaii or south of france as a graduation trip. or he'll bribe the school band and sing me a song from the bleachers while i'm at soccer practice. or he'll run halfway across town to try to stop me from going to london for six months, and i'll tell him "everyone gets corrupted." or he'll want to stay in and watch "annie hall" while i'll want to watch "manhattan" or something ... which are, you know, faults i can handle.
Sunday, March 09, 2003
so i suppose i should address what happened on friday night at the partay. i can't remember too much of it, but i apologize to those who i surely offended in my state, to those who had to sleep on the floor because i crashed on their bed, and to those who had to clean up my vomit. total party foul, dude! i also apologize to the many brain cells which had to die because of my weaknesses. rip.
*****
"We understand some people think Gwen Stefani's hot, but let's face facts: She's not even the prettiest person in her 'marriage.'"
anonymous quote of the day: "i know that you're trying to sleep with me, but i can't decide whether or not i'm ok with that."
amendment: sam noted that elvis costello (who performed in the clash tribute at the grammys) is british. i retract my statement, but the sentiment behind it remains (see earlier posting).
*****
"We understand some people think Gwen Stefani's hot, but let's face facts: She's not even the prettiest person in her 'marriage.'"
anonymous quote of the day: "i know that you're trying to sleep with me, but i can't decide whether or not i'm ok with that."
amendment: sam noted that elvis costello (who performed in the clash tribute at the grammys) is british. i retract my statement, but the sentiment behind it remains (see earlier posting).
Thursday, March 06, 2003
Wednesday, March 05, 2003
anyone else notice how many hipsters there are on campus? like crazy mega hipsters, like the strokes-style. guys and girls. i noticed them while i was distributing hardboileds on sproul today. what's up with them? they just look ridiculous among all the cal sweatshirts and flip flops. i save my hipster outfits for the bars dude. is it worth it? lemme work it.
so live 105 has been playing good music lately. anyone else think so? yes. live 105 is soooo 8th grade, but they're getting pretty good. they played the libertines today, which i dug, and they're really pushing the streets, and that's ok in my book. i dunno bout that new white stripes song, though. rock is back! i feel really stupid saying that.
so this weekend, kimi and i actually did stuff in berkeley, instead of just go to blakes, which is never really as fun as you would think it might be on a weekend. i spent two hours waiting for her to get here at the starbucks near the bart station, so by the time she got there, i was pretty wired. or i should say, I WAS PRETTY WIRED!!!!! the reason for her coming to kick it here in berkeley was because i twisted her arm into coming to check out planet rock the block, which she didn't want to do because shimon was going to be there djing. so we go check it out, and of course she was totally trippin (is there any way to write that phrase and not sound stupid), looking out for him and being crazy paranoid. but (thankfully) we didn't see him, and she was cool after some cigarettes. it was pretty cool, and kimi commented that there are cuter guys at cal than at uc santa cruz, and at that moment, i had to agree with her. but what is up with hip hop poseurs?!?!? damn.
we went to battle of the bands later that night, which was pretty cool too. totally different crowd than planet rock the block. anyways, the bands that won were pretty good, and the band that won first prize had a really cute lead singer, so i'm sure they'll make it. he was really cute, reminded me of the guy who was best looking at my high school. then we went to bison for the final time before they closed, and the owner was incredibly nice to us and took care of our bill. it's so sad that there will be no more bison. what am i going to drink before my afternoon classes now??
you might think i'm joking with that last comment, but let me reassure you i am not. drinking in between classes is a trend i have begun this semester. yesterday was mardi gras, and anne and jenille and i took advantage of their $3 20 oz. hurricanes. we had a few in between classes and then one after classes -- yes, i ingested 60 oz. of hurricanes yesterday. funny thing -- in my class after we had the first round, i was supersleepy, probably due to the alcohol, and i took the best nap i've ever taken in a class. i woke up all refreshed.
ok last thing. it really bothers me when people say "or whatnot" or "etcetera, etcetera, etcetera." i feel like i could save so many more moments of my life if people just did not say such things. and i could save up all those unused moments and then spend them all at the end on a trip to paris or something. so please, help me get to paris, and stop saying "or whatnot" or "etcetera, etcetera, etcetera." thank you.
so live 105 has been playing good music lately. anyone else think so? yes. live 105 is soooo 8th grade, but they're getting pretty good. they played the libertines today, which i dug, and they're really pushing the streets, and that's ok in my book. i dunno bout that new white stripes song, though. rock is back! i feel really stupid saying that.
so this weekend, kimi and i actually did stuff in berkeley, instead of just go to blakes, which is never really as fun as you would think it might be on a weekend. i spent two hours waiting for her to get here at the starbucks near the bart station, so by the time she got there, i was pretty wired. or i should say, I WAS PRETTY WIRED!!!!! the reason for her coming to kick it here in berkeley was because i twisted her arm into coming to check out planet rock the block, which she didn't want to do because shimon was going to be there djing. so we go check it out, and of course she was totally trippin (is there any way to write that phrase and not sound stupid), looking out for him and being crazy paranoid. but (thankfully) we didn't see him, and she was cool after some cigarettes. it was pretty cool, and kimi commented that there are cuter guys at cal than at uc santa cruz, and at that moment, i had to agree with her. but what is up with hip hop poseurs?!?!? damn.
we went to battle of the bands later that night, which was pretty cool too. totally different crowd than planet rock the block. anyways, the bands that won were pretty good, and the band that won first prize had a really cute lead singer, so i'm sure they'll make it. he was really cute, reminded me of the guy who was best looking at my high school. then we went to bison for the final time before they closed, and the owner was incredibly nice to us and took care of our bill. it's so sad that there will be no more bison. what am i going to drink before my afternoon classes now??
you might think i'm joking with that last comment, but let me reassure you i am not. drinking in between classes is a trend i have begun this semester. yesterday was mardi gras, and anne and jenille and i took advantage of their $3 20 oz. hurricanes. we had a few in between classes and then one after classes -- yes, i ingested 60 oz. of hurricanes yesterday. funny thing -- in my class after we had the first round, i was supersleepy, probably due to the alcohol, and i took the best nap i've ever taken in a class. i woke up all refreshed.
ok last thing. it really bothers me when people say "or whatnot" or "etcetera, etcetera, etcetera." i feel like i could save so many more moments of my life if people just did not say such things. and i could save up all those unused moments and then spend them all at the end on a trip to paris or something. so please, help me get to paris, and stop saying "or whatnot" or "etcetera, etcetera, etcetera." thank you.
Monday, March 03, 2003
i hate those people who put cheesy ass love song lyrics in their profiles and/or blogs!!! so, here we are:
And maybe there's a God above
But all I've ever learned from love
Was how to shoot somebody who outdrew ya
Well it's not a cry that you hear at night
It's not somebody who's seen the light
It's a cold and it's a broken Hallelujah
And maybe there's a God above
But all I've ever learned from love
Was how to shoot somebody who outdrew ya
Well it's not a cry that you hear at night
It's not somebody who's seen the light
It's a cold and it's a broken Hallelujah
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