t.g.i.f., bart edition
bart moment of the day: older chinese woman with frizzy curly hair (you know the type) hocking up loogies on the train and spitting them into a kleenex. i threw up in my mouth a little.

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first thing my dad says to me when he picks me up from the station: "loo-ter died."
me: "what? who's loo-ter?"
him: "loo-ter. loo-ter vandross."